How about this chick who turned 21 and flipped her car 4 hours later

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WEST HARTFORD — Hours after she turned 21, a local woman flipped her car Friday morning and was charged with drunken driving, police said.

Haleigh MacCloy, who turned 21 Thursday, was charged with driving while under the influence of alcohol, traveling too fast and failure to drive right, police said.

MacCloy was released on a promise to appear in court March 13. She was not injured.

The crash happened on Flagg Road, near Albany Avenue, about 4:20 a.m., police said. MacCloy was driving a 2000 Volkswagen Beetle east on Flagg Rd when she lost control of her car, they said.

She struck a snow bank on the right side of the road, then veered to the left side and struck another snow bank, police said. The car rolled onto its passenger side.

MacCloy was able to get out of the car with help from another motorist.

Fucking chicks man, they never seem to get it. A girls 21st birthday is one of the sloppiest, dirtiest, tear filled nights ever. Not to mention they are just loud and never shut the fuck up. Every girl 21st birthday I have been too is literally exactly like the Woo girls episode from How I  Met Your Mother. Just guzzling tequila shots and blaming life on their ex-boyfriends. When I eventually have a good looking daughter (I know its going to happen, been such a dick to girls all my life that God is going to ruin my life) there is no way in hell I am letting her near a car on her 21st. And what kind of asshole friends does this girl have that let her drive on the day that allows her to get as fucked up as she wants. This outcome was to be expected.

When you combine a girl, endless booze, a birthday, and did I already say girl? it will 100 percent end in a rolled car.

I laugh out loud at this scene from How I Met Your Mother. this is exactly what girls do when they get together for birthdays. “No your the slut you dirty skank!” flawless line

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Does This Look Like The Face Of A Dude Who Drove The Wrong Way on A Highway Because His GPS Said So?

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WEST HARTFORD — A man who told police he drove the wrong way on a highway ramp because he was relying too heavily on his GPS is due in court next week.

Robert Howe, 43, of Springfield, Mass. was charged with driving while under the influence and driving the wrong way, police said Friday. He was released on a promise to appear in court Thursday.

According to Capt. Jeff Rose, about 2 a.m. Feb. 22, Officer Peter Senick spotted a man, later identified as Howe, driving toward him. Senick, who was assigned to watch for drunken drivers that night, was stopped at a red light on Park Road, facing east, between the on and off ramps for I-84, Rose said.

The GPS fucked this dude over so bad. Guy was probably crushing his drunk driving and thinking to himself how easy it is to drink and drive. Next thing you know your trusty GPS tells you to take a left and guess what? you fucking take the left. I listen to the directions that the magic mechanical box tells me 100 out of 100 times. You know when people ask if you would jump off of a cliff if your buddy told you to? Well in the case of a GPS the answer is yes. If it told me to kill myself, go gay, or anything I am doing it. The police should have understood what was going on here and let him go. Cant arrest a guy who is doing what he is told. After all, guys are programmed to do what girls tells us.

P.S. I do boners for the GPS girls voice. In 200 feet…fuck me

Diaper Truck Rollover Causes Mess on I-84

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NBC Connecticut: Traffic is slowly getting by on Interstate 84 east in Southington after a truck carrying diapers rolled onto its side this morning.

The crash happened between exits 31 and 32. The highway was closed. Then, police were letting the cars that have been stuck on the highway off.

The right shoulder and right lane are open, but police warn that crews will be in the areas for hours because they need to move the diapers off the truck and remove the truck.

Absolutely loved this today. This morning a massive truck rolled over and spewed diapers all over one of the main commuter highways to Hartford. Caused a massive backup and ruined every commute to work for people headed to Hartford. The crash happened at 6 A.M and police are still dealing with the pick up now. I can just imagine a Dad headed to work pissed off at life because you know…hes a dad, and he gets a face full of diapers to his windshield and is stuck in traffic for a fucking eternity. Just the ultimate punch in the balls by the man upstairs reminding you that your headed to your shitty job and have to go home to even more diapers. The life of a middle aged man is going to suck. The title of  this blog came directly from the NBC site. Laugh out loudable.

A look into the future for all men…Fuck

http://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/local/I-84-East-Closed-in-Southington-247491131.html

Diabolical Question of the day: What is the correct way to take a piss? through the zipper vs. over the belt

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pee through the zipper vs. over the belt

This question was posted on Barstool earlier today. Its a question that I too have argued with my buddies. It turns out I am in the extreme minority here at UConn. When I told my friends that I pee over the belt they looked at me like I dropped a hard N bomb in the room with a black kid. Seriously thought they were going to disown me. But here is why peeing over the belt is the only option and my why friends are fucking idiots.

1. Every time I pee through the zipper the tip of my dick always rubs on the zipper on the way out and its worse than thinking about a tube going up your pee hole. I always get one of those full body shivers that shuts down the mind and causes cringing pain. If the zipper was meant for peeing than it wouldn’t have razor sharp metal edges surrounding the hole. Would you stick your dick in between an open mouth of Piranha? Basically the same.

2. Don’t act like you have a massive package that cant fit over the belt. Every man except for professional fuckers has a reasonably sized dick that can definitely get the job done. Don’t big league me bro your shit is small.

I am right by taking the safe way out. I guess I just don’t like to play with danger.

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The Travelers Championship will be sponsored by Travelers for 10 more years. I vote No

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HARTFORD – Travelers has reached an agreement with the PGA Tour to extend its title sponsorship of the Travelers Championship through 2024, it was announced on Thursday morning.

The announcement of the 10-year contract was made by PGA Tour Commisioner Tim Finchem Thursday at a press conference at The Connecticut Convention Center.

The previous contract was through the tournament June 19-22 at TPC River Highlands in Cromwell. The tournament purse is $6.2 million, a $1.8 million increase since TravelersCompanies, Inc.  took over as title sponsor for the 2007 tournament.

Travelers took over the biggest sports event Connecticut has seen since having the Whalers in Hartford and have done a pretty good job with it.  The purse is one of the largest for a non-major which brings in the best golfers. Minus Tiger Woods because he needs a weekend of rest after a prior weekend of rest at the U.S Open. Its a total bummer this tourney always falls the weekend after a major. But all in all this is a good thing for the next 10 years. After all, Hartford is the glamorous insurance capitol of the world so it makes sense that Travelers dumps money into it. The only reason I vote no is because  in my heart  it will always be the GHO.

P.S- Everyone from CT knows that this tournament is really called the Greater Hartford Open. If you think otherwise you are probably mentally insane or under the age of 18. And oh yeah, fuck you Tiger.

And here is Bubba ripping his caddy a new one in Cromwell.

Read more: http://foxct.com/2014/02/27/travelers-will-be-sponsor-states-pga-event-for-another-10-years/#ixzz2uXf8VSWR

Bridgeport family thinks its okay to leave their dog outside in the freezing cold.

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A Bridgeport neighborhood says they’ve won a small victory and a dog is now in a better place because of their efforts.

The residents caused quite a stir over the last week. Many felt a dog was being neglected in its outside living conditions. In a little more than one week, more than 3,500 people have liked the Facebook Page “Help Save The Dog in Bridgeport Connecticut.”

It was created on behalf of a pooch named Bobby. They felt the dog was lonely, and cold, living in a box outside in frigid temperatures. The city shared photos and it showed the enclosure was much larger. It had food, water and in one area, heat.

After much debate, the owner decided to keep the furry fellow inside.

The whole thing about leaving your dog outside during the day does not bother me at all. I am a huge dog guy, have 2 pups myself and they chill outside all the time. But guess what? Its been freezing cold at night here in CT lately, to the point where I don’t leave the apartment unless its a serious situation like I need a tin or food. So there is no reason to be leaving a dog outside to sleep with the excuse that there is ONE heater in his kennel. Get out of my face with that shit. But you know what really pisses me off about this is that it took, “much debate” to get the owners to allow the dog in their house. Hey asshole,when people complain about your dog being neglected you immediately take care of it. Fucking Bridgeport is gross.

Thanks to the only people in Bridgeport who care about dogs for saving Bobby.

Family Guy trashing Bridgeport

Read more: http://foxct.com/2014/02/26/bridgeport-dog-previously-left-outside-now-moved-indoors/#ixzz2uXFr2lRk

UConn beats USF: Good win, sort of disconcerning

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TAMPA, Fla. — Shabazz Napier and Ryan Boatright shrugged off slow starts to lead an 18-0 second-run that helped Connecticut come from behind to beat South Florida 61-56 on Wednesday night.

Napier scored 15 of his 17 points in the second half. Boatright delivered 11 of 14 during the game-changing surge that turned a nine-point deficit into a 47-38 lead for the Huskies (22-6, 10-5 American Athletic Conference), who beat USF by 43 points in Hartford two weeks ago.

UConn beat this team by 43 points two weeks ago. 43 points! I understand that that game was played in Hartford but come on. On the bright side, they won so I am going to go ahead and leave the huskies alone on this one. Important to take from this game is that even after a shitty start, Shabazz was able to come out firing all over Tampa in the second half. Dude scored 15 in the second half after doing basically nothing in the first. Boatright when on a nice run in a pivotal point in the game to give the Huskies the lead. Also, Giffey came off the bench with 11 points which brings up the question…Where did Giffey go? One of those games that had to be won. 

Coming up are 2 ranked opponents in #11 Cincinnati and #7 Louisville. A win over one of these teams would obviously help Husky seeding. Just give me one of those wins and also, please don’t lose to Rutgers.